What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 11:56
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How should you brush your hair when its wet or dry?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to